Lilly Daché’s Glamour Book
Glamour Test – Question Six
I really like cursing. I’ve even heard that people who swear
are more trustworthy than people who don’t. That’s probably because we’re such
great communicators! I work in a corporate environment now, which is new for
me. I’ve always worked in creative jobs in small, mostly family owned companies,
so I was used to saying whatever I wanted…as colorfully as I wanted. But since
I’d like to be viewed as relatively professional and lady like, I’ve decided it’s
time to tone it down. I thought it would be a good idea to keep a swear jar on
my desk and I asked all of my work friends to hold me accountable. The thing is
I run with the rowdy kids. They think the whole thing is hilarious. They all
swear so much themselves that they don’t even notice it if I do. I had one
friend who couldn’t grasp the concept. “What do you mean? I have to give you a quarter every time you
swear?” Then he muttered something like “F*%k that s#@t!” and walked away.
That left me to hold myself accountable. I’ve been doing it
for a couple of days now. I have $5.25 in my jar so far. That’s 21 curse words,
in case you were wondering. But $2.25 of that came from Happy Hour. What can I say?
I have cocktails and I feel things deeply.
So that leaves the
muscle tone and posture thing. I think I can knock out both of those issues
with yoga. Also maybe it will make me calm, and maybe if I’m calm I won’t feel
like rolling my eyes and dropping the F Bomb all the time. Win!
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